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Tuesday, May 31, 2005

Remember him?

Russian Oil Tycoon Recieves Nine Years

MOSCOW, May 31 - A Russian court today convicted Mikhail B. Khodorkovsky, the embattled tycoon and founder of the Yukos oil company, on criminal charges and sentenced him to nine years in a prison camp, bringing to end the most closely watched criminal trial in Russia since the Soviet Union collapsed.

Tuesday, May 24, 2005

Syria Stops Cooperating With U.S.

WASHINGTON, May 23 - Syria has halted military and intelligence cooperation with the United States, its ambassador to Washington said in an interview, in a sign of growing strains between the two nations over the insurgency in Iraq.

Seriously, I never knew Syrians were even capable of cooperation. So no big suprise here I guess.

Sunday, May 22, 2005

Antichrist anyone?

Just A Thought

Here's an idea. Instead of concentrating on countries in the Middle East, maybe the U.S. should turn its attention elsewhere. What do you think Hugo Chavez would do if we sent a few carrier groups into Venezuelan territorial waters? (they have oil too) He would probably start crying and we wouldn't even have to lift a finger. Actually, we should just call him and tell him that they're there. Hugo Chavez is the most pathetic authority figure this world has ever seen. He thinks Socialism will run his country smoothly. He's a fraudulent thief. His best friend is Fidel Castro and his first attempt at power was a military coup that landed him in prison.

To all you Venezuelans out there. Nice pick.

Saturday, May 21, 2005

I couldn't help myself

Just Another Canadian Thought

Through negligence and indifference, the Canadian government has permitted virtually every major terrorist organization in the world to operate within its borders. Canada's failure to disrupt the terrorists on its soil has resulted in major security problems for Canada's neighbors and some of its closest allies. Since the days of Lester B. Pearson, Canadians have liked to think of themselves as international peacekeepers, the heroes in the blue berets. In Sri Lanka, and in countries such as Israel and even the United States, Canada is seen increasingly as a war financier, supplying the cash and other support that sustains political and religious violence, keeping self-styled freedom fighters outfitted with weaponry and ensuring a continued surfeit of misery for civilians and the soldiers alike.

Canada Retains Loser

After a tie-breaking vote in the House of Commons, Canada's Prime Minister, Paul Martin, will stay in power. Even though he was Finance Minister during a huge scandal involving money laundering and other stupid moves in the 1990's, Mr. Martin stays as the head of a nation of idiots. Did you know that the United States provides unmeasurable and nearly unpenetrable defense for Canadian airspace. (Primarilly because if you travel North across Canada, the next nation is the former Soviet Union). Either way, shouldn't they be thankful that we care about them at all, let alone protect them like our children. But no, Canadians are quite ungrateful. All they can think about is hockey, beer, and hating the U.S. Why do they hate us? They don't! They actually absolutely adore our country and our people. They just resent us out of sheer jealousy. Same with the Muslims, except Canadians just like to talk shit.

In other news, Canadians admitted that they are ignorant and worthless.

Anyone, anyone?

Americans Gain Some Sense, SUV Sales Drop

For the first time in fourteen years, cars are actually making a come back. Overall sales projections of SUV's are down 1.7 percent, while passenger car sales are up 3.1 percent according to Ward's Automotive. This is a great trend. A great number of Americans have, in my opinion, become borderline narcissistic with their SUV's. You know what I'm talking about; that guy in front of you on the phone in his Escalade blocking one and a half lanes, the Ford Explorer traveling at the speed of sound cutting you off while your already doing fifteen over. Men, women, teenagers, it doesn't matter when you're in an SUV. For some reason, you're on top of the world and not just literally. You're better than everyone else on the road and you can do anything you want. That seems to be the mentality of today's sport utility vehicle drivers. It's no wonder then that I see so many of them involved in accidents. Just this year, I've seen at least six very serious accidents. I mean accidents with news helicopters, highways shut down, and twisted metal. In just about every case, an SUV was involved and usually was lying upside-down. Fortunately for these drivers (and my psyche), none of them were killed. However, thousands of SUV drivers aren't so lucky every year. The fact is that when you're driving a large boat such as the Chevrolet Suburban, you feel like you're indestructable. All the while, you're really at a much higher risk of an accident or rollover which just increases (obviously) with speed. Not to mention the fact that SUVs aren't exactly peaches and cream for the atmosphere. Then again, if you have 50 dollars to fill up your tank every couple hundred miles, and you like the odds, go buy an SUV. For most of us, however, we seem to be understanding the whole concept.

Sunday, May 15, 2005

U.S. Warns North Koreans About Nuke

WASHINGTON, May 15 - The Bush administration on Sunday warned North Korea for the first time that if it conducted a nuclear test, the United States and several Pacific powers would take punitive action, but officials stopped short of saying what kind of sanctions would result.

In other news... The New York Times is a crybaby...

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Afghans Keep Bitching

Since Newsweek made a false report about soldiers desecrating the Koran at Guantanamo Bay, Muslim clerics and Afghan terrorists can't stop bitching. It's kind of funny. What if it were true? Would you keep having a little hissy fit about it and let more people die in mass protests. Why don't you just burn the Bible or flush it down a toilet. Wait, you don't have toilets. Anyway, wouldn't you feel alot better? Like you got us back or something. I really don't understand... it's not like either book has some magical power to it. The spirit of all religion resides in ones self. Why do you keep acting like little girls? Are you really that naive?

Saturday, May 14, 2005

"If ye love wealth greater than liberty, the tranquility of servitude better than the animating contest for freedom, go home and leave us in peace. We seek not your council nor your arms. Crouch down and lick the hand that feeds you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen."      
 --Samuel Adams

Mobile border tower

U.S. Border Control - Minutemen

What a wonderful country we live in. A marvelous place where we can work, live and love eachother. Right? Am I missing something? Of course this nation has many problems. It's quite inevitable for such a nation and just about impossible for any nation not to have problems. Alot of people like to argue about which of our problems are worse and which require more attention. I think that our top priority (after safety and anti-terrorism) should be the security of our nation. All along the 2000 mile border with Mexico, Americans are plagued with problems. From San Ysidro to Brownville, one could easily pass through the United States without recognizing their own country. Some of the poorest counties in the U.S. rest on the border. Additionally, more than a third of U.S. border families live at or below the poverty line. This is no coincidence. The number of illegal immigrants comming in from Mexico is an astonishing three million a year... and that number is growing dramatically.
There is no doubt as to why immigrants come to America, but so many comming in droves can disrupt the economic balance of our country. There are regulations and laws in place to help legal immigrants succeed in this country and actually contribute to it. Illegal immigrants are a major detrement to our society. This is why I am a strong supporter of the Minuteman Project. This organizational unit really has no structure, yet is comprised of some of the most patriotic and dedicated Americans. You can read more about the Minutemen by clicking on the title of this entry. The only true opponents to this project are bleeding heart liberals, and they just like to make everyone else sick.

Thursday, May 12, 2005

I didn't even know Manhattan looked like this!

Hill Gives Way

A sizable section of retaining wall collapsed onto the Henry Hudson Parkway in hilly northern Manhattan this afternoon, sending tons of dirt, rock and trees onto the roadway, snarling traffic for miles around and leading to the evacuation of nearby buildings.

Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Plane Scares Few, Media Scares Nation

This is absolutely disgusting. Everyone probably knows by now about the little Cessna 150 that supposedly came within three miles of the white house today. It really wasn't too big of a deal, however, it seems like the media has been covering it so much that there isn't room for any other news.

Here's the headline anyway...WASHINGTON (AP) - The U.S. Capitol and White House were evacuated Wednesday after a small plane entered restricted airspace. Military jets scrambled to intercept the aircraft and fired warning flares. Two men in the aircraft were later taken into custody at a Maryland airport where the plane landed after a military escort.

The Drudge Report likes to post a picture of people eveacuating and put up a simple headline: RUN! What a joke.

Friday, May 06, 2005

North Korea to Test Nuke

WASHINGTON, May 5 - White House and Pentagon officials are closely monitoring a recent stream of satellite photographs of North Korea that appear to show rapid, extensive preparations for a nuclear weapons test, including the construction of a reviewing stand, presumably for dignitaries, according to American and foreign officials who have been briefed on the imagery.

President Bush arrived in the capital of Latvia at the start of a difficult five-day trip to Europe.

Jobs added, Dems shut up...

The nation's job market expanded at a surprisingly fast pace last month, the government reported today, suggesting that the economic slowdown reflected in other recent data may be no more than a pause. The Labor Department said the economy added 274,000 jobs outside the farming sector in April, the fifth-largest gain in five years. Wall Street had expected an increase of 174,000 jobs, according to a survey by Bloomberg News. In other news, Democrats quit ranting about the loss of jobs and decided to focus their resentment on other issues, such as why the Republicans are more respected than they are (it's because we don't bitch).

Bush, Arriving in Baltics, Steps Into Argument With Russia

RIGA, May 6 - President Bush stepped into the middle of an escalating fight between Russia and the Baltic nations tonight as he arrived in the capital of Latvia at the start of a five-day trip to Europe.

Sunday, May 01, 2005

ACLU Fumbles Again

Do these people at the American Civil Liberties Union even have a purpose anymore? It seems like they've gone from "no one cares" to "look at these fools". Among other things, the ACLU stands for killing babies but saving capital criminals. They also want no limits on child pornography on the internet. No limits? How about NO pornography whatsoever on the internet. That would be great, because then these fucking pathetic perverts wouldn't come to my work everyday to use the computer lab. The ACLU puts forth that NAMBLA (North American Man Boy Love Association (I'm not making that up)) has a free expression right to instruct adults on how to rape children and get away with it. Enough said. I think it's time to dismantle the ACLU.

George W. Bush

U.S. Nukes North Korea

Just Kidding, but I can't wait to post that for real. "Pyongyang Ceases to Exist" would be nice too. In a rather idiotic statement, North Korea stated that President Bush was a "philistine whom we can never deal with." So, of course I looked up Philistine in the dictionary. I know they didn't mean Bush is a member of an ancient Aegean people, so I went to definition two and couldn't stop laughing. A smug, ignorant, especially middle-class person who is regarded as being indifferent or antagonistic to artistic and cultural values. Ha, Bush isn't middle-class. No, what was really funny is implying that nuclear weapons have artistic or cultural value. Here's the deal, Commies.... you guys have no money and can barely feed your own people, you're dependent on almost every other country for some commodity or another, and you're playing with a technology that's beyond your realm of knowledge. We don't want to hurt you, believe me, but you're kind of like a retard with a gun. You don't know how to use it and you might accidently hurt someone (most likely your own people). We just want you to put it down and everything will be okay. If you keep pointing it at people though, we're going to bomb the living shit out of you. After trying to talk of course, but you're a retard, so it won't do much good.

 
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