U.S. Nukes North Korea

Just Kidding, but I can't wait to post that for real. "Pyongyang Ceases to Exist" would be nice too. In a rather idiotic statement, North Korea stated that President Bush was a "philistine whom we can never deal with." So, of course I looked up Philistine in the dictionary. I know they didn't mean Bush is a member of an ancient Aegean people, so I went to definition two and couldn't stop laughing. A smug, ignorant, especially middle-class person who is regarded as being indifferent or antagonistic to artistic and cultural values. Ha, Bush isn't middle-class. No, what was really funny is implying that nuclear weapons have artistic or cultural value. Here's the deal, Commies.... you guys have no money and can barely feed your own people, you're dependent on almost every other country for some commodity or another, and you're playing with a technology that's beyond your realm of knowledge. We don't want to hurt you, believe me, but you're kind of like a retard with a gun. You don't know how to use it and you might accidently hurt someone (most likely your own people). We just want you to put it down and everything will be okay. If you keep pointing it at people though, we're going to bomb the living shit out of you. After trying to talk of course, but you're a retard, so it won't do much good.