Canada Retains Loser

After a tie-breaking vote in the House of Commons, Canada's Prime Minister, Paul Martin, will stay in power. Even though he was Finance Minister during a huge scandal involving money laundering and other stupid moves in the 1990's, Mr. Martin stays as the head of a nation of idiots. Did you know that the United States provides unmeasurable and nearly unpenetrable defense for Canadian airspace. (Primarilly because if you travel North across Canada, the next nation is the former Soviet Union). Either way, shouldn't they be thankful that we care about them at all, let alone protect them like our children. But no, Canadians are quite ungrateful. All they can think about is hockey, beer, and hating the U.S. Why do they hate us? They don't! They actually absolutely adore our country and our people. They just resent us out of sheer jealousy. Same with the Muslims, except Canadians just like to talk shit.

In other news, Canadians admitted that they are ignorant and worthless.